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by JiggeryPokery
16 Jan 2015
Forum: Reason General
Topic: Ernst's Official Announcement regarding the end of PUF
Replies: 124
Views: 24545

Ernst's Official Announcement regarding the end of PUF

As 008 says, nobody, not even those that think they do, knows the Props business better than they do. The forum didn't get switched off because Ernst, whilst having a quiet poop on his Ikea loo, thought, "Hmmm... I fancy shutting the forum down... MATTIAS?? Shut that shit down now!" There will have...
by JiggeryPokery
16 Jan 2015
Forum: Reason General
Topic: Ernst's Official Announcement regarding the end of PUF
Replies: 124
Views: 24545

Ernst's Official Announcement regarding the end of PUF

There's a troll in my kitchen what am I gonna do? There's a troll in my kitchen what am I gonna go? I'm gonna fix that troll that's what I'm gonna do I'm gonna fix that troll When you open your mouth you don't talk, you shout And you give every body the blame But when they catch you up they will shu...
by JiggeryPokery
16 Jan 2015
Forum: The Kitchen
Topic: Humongous signatures
Replies: 14
Views: 3240

Humongous signatures

Anyone with an unnecessary large signature will be taken outside and smacked around the head with a dead carp.

And only reason we'd take you outside first is because the fish smells.
by JiggeryPokery
15 Jan 2015
Forum: The Kitchen
Topic: First Post!
Replies: 377
Views: 128542

First Post!

Good god, I just dropped from an embarrassing "Junior Member" to "Newb" I may have to find another forum. ;) I came up with something a bit more comprehensive.. here is the rank list so you guys have some incentive: Dabbler         0 Hobbyist        100 Producer        250 Expert           500 Cert...
by JiggeryPokery
15 Jan 2015
Forum: The Kitchen
Topic: First Post!
Replies: 377
Views: 128542

First Post!

TheGoodGoodMan wrote:I never thought i'd see the day... I have as many posts as Selig!!

Hello Everybody.
lol, I was just about to say something along those lines myself.

"Blimey, selig and JP are junior members! I wouldn't trust either of 'em again until they're back up to at least 3,000 posts ;) "
by JiggeryPokery
15 Jan 2015
Forum: Reason Music
Topic: Goodbye PUF: Dressed in Water!
Replies: 15
Views: 2296

Goodbye PUF: Dressed in Water!

I wrote this after a particularly nasty bit of PUF forum exchanging a few months back. Seems quite pertinent ;) Adios PUF. https://soundcloud.com/thequixotes/dressed-in-water Chaparral the world Exocet your freedom Firebrand the fora Patriot to the last Bowled you a semyorka Grouse about your house ...
by JiggeryPokery
15 Jan 2015
Forum: The Kitchen
Topic: First Post!
Replies: 377
Views: 128542

First Post!

Fuck, I should have read the rules before accepting.

So, where do I post my kidneys?