Producer Related Jokes

[Creativemind]

Hi All!

So I'll start it off:-

Why aren't there many female producers?

Because women don't use Logic or Reason haha!

And this very funny video:-

It still sounds like this to me sometimes. When people talk about the big meter, peak, dBu and dBV etc

Thanks!

EDIT - Joey Luck (or anybody other moderator) can you move this thread to The Kitchen please? thanks!

[normen]

Tehe, the video reminds me of a situation where we sat in the cantina with an actress and the musician of a theater piece. At some point I and the musician talked about some devices or whatnot and the actress looked at him going: "You're speaking soundian?" (Du sprichst tonisch?) Was pretty funny to me because I also realized that we must sound pretty strange to others sometimes ^^

Not a joke but still funny: You know what the "producer channel" is? An unconnected channel in the desk that the producer can use when he thinks the EQ settings should be different

[K.Markov]

Not a joke but still funny: You know what the "producer channel" is? An unconnected channel in the desk that the producer can use when he thinks the EQ settings should be different

rotflmao

[AttenuationHz]

Not a joke but still funny: You know what the "producer channel" is? An unconnected channel in the desk that the producer can use when he thinks the EQ settings should be different

rotflmao

Funny cause its true. "yeah, yeah that's much better"

[Vince-Noir-99]

[Vince-Noir-99]

[Creativemind]

That's brilliant!

[Creativemind]

That's the funniest thing I've ever seen hahahahaha!

[Vince-Noir-99]

That's the funniest thing I've ever seen hahahahaha!

Mad beats yo. Feel me?

Glad you liked There are a number of similar typical conversations like drummer vs guitarist, FOH vs studio engineer etc.. all on youtube.

[AttenuationHz]

That's not sexists at all......

[Exowildebeest]

That's not sexists at all......

OH TRIGGER WARNING !1!!

It doesn't really need pointing out that it's a sexist joke.

What does need pointing out, is that it's unrelated to music production except for the admittedly sexy knobs.

Sexy knobs... Jesus.

[Exowildebeest]

A classic by now.

[AttenuationHz]

That's not sexists at all......

OH TRIGGER WARNING !1!!

It doesn't really need pointing out that it's a sexist joke.

What does need pointing out, is that it's unrelated to music production except for the admittedly sexy knobs.

Sexy knobs... Jesus.

I think this needs pointing out for you: I live in a world that treats women with respect and as an equal. What world are you living in.

[normen]

I think this needs pointing out for you: I live in a world that treats women with respect and as an equal. What world are you living in.

If anything this picture depicts men as simple cave-dwellers. Why are you "protecting" women here? You do know that humor only works with opposites?

[AttenuationHz]

I think this needs pointing out for you: I live in a world that treats women with respect and as an equal. What world are you living in.

If anything this picture depicts men as simple cave-dwellers. Why are you "protecting" women here? You do know that humor only works with opposites?

For your cave dwelling mind perhaps it might.

[normen]

For your cave dwelling mind perhaps it might.

Go ahead, make a joke that doesn't work with opposites/contrasts.

[AttenuationHz]

For your cave dwelling mind perhaps it might.

Go ahead, make a joke that doesn't work with opposites/contrasts.

Well that's actually a joke that points out your opposite way of unilateral thinking that just reinforces your previous post.

[normen]

For your cave dwelling mind perhaps it might.

Go ahead, make a joke that doesn't work with opposites/contrasts.

Well that's actually a joke that points out your opposite way of unilateral thinking that just reinforces your previous post.

If you find it funny.. Anyway the opposite here is that I am obviously not a cave dweller but (at least in your mind) I make a statement that would indicate I am..

But anyway, I suppose you tried to come up with a joke that doesn't work off opposites and you couldn't. As I said, humor works like that, we laugh when we get into a "psychological/logical dead end" because of opposites.

[selig]

That's not sexists at all......

OH TRIGGER WARNING !1!!

It doesn't really need pointing out that it's a sexist joke.

What does need pointing out, is that it's unrelated to music production except for the admittedly sexy knobs.

Sexy knobs... Jesus.

I think this needs pointing out for you: I live in a world that treats women with respect and as an equal. What world are you living in.

Besides being sexist and over-simplified, it's totally off topic. It's already derailing this thread, so either let's get back on topic or we'll lock the thread.

[Noplan]

When you've got headphones on and you try walking away from the mixer.

[Vince-Noir-99]

All the girls to whom I have showed that image laughed. We found it funny, so I'm sorry if it offended anyone.

[Vince-Noir-99]

Besides, in our view, as Normen said, if anything it is making fun of men, and as a man I find it hilarious.
Though I can understand that what seems a harmless joke to one, may be offensive to another...

[Creativemind]

This made me chuckle haha!

[Creativemind]

Saw s today on Facebook today and thought it was funny and worth sharing on here!

[ejanuska]

A musician calls the studio to talk to the producer. "I'm
sorry, he's dead," comes the reply. The musician calls back 25 times,
always getting the same reply form the receptionist. At last she asks
him why he keeps calling. "I just like to hear you say it."